Februar 26thSherlock, we need more jam. -JW Stranger: So get some -SH
Stranger: Also, bring more bleach. A lot more.
Stranger: Don't panic, but I might have to disinfect the kitchen.
You: What have you done this time, Sherlock? -JW.
Stranger: Just...bring bleach. And leave it at the door, and go out again. I'll have it sorted.
You: ... Does it have anything to do with the body parts in the fridge?
Stranger: There aren't any body parts in the fridge currently.
Stranger: But yes.
You: oh god. Mrs. Hudson will not be amused.
Stranger: I told her I was making barbecue.
You: and she let you? Indoors?
Stranger: Also, completely unrelated, but we need another fire extinguisher.
Stranger: Thought I'd mention it.
You: You're an idiot, Sherlock.
Stranger: Nothing is on fire, I promise.
Stranger: Currently.
You: I... fine. I'll be back in about 10 minutes, if I can get the bloody self-checkout machine here at the supermarket to work.
Stranger: Don't forget the jam.
